yo peepo
OCEAN BLUE IS BACK FROM CAMP
lols
hmms
ncc camp started last saturday
i packed my things last minute
when i reported to the staff
he say why u late?
wad crap man
my staff say report at 8-9 oclock
i report at 830
he say i late
-.-
den almost everbody was there already
so we sat at the pond there waiting for the rest to come
in the end
only glen and farhan and khairudy and royden reported after dat
after that we went to our bunks
we pushed all the tables to the side
den we placed our bags there
den we went to report in the canteen for our breakfast
we had a cup of milo and bread
sian
den after dat we were supposed to have some arm drills
but den the ncc girls snatched our rifles away
it was my sergeant who laid the guns out
den the girls juz take away without asking
staff ahmad and mustaqim was very angry
so the girls took our rifles,
so we had no choice but to do foot drills
was damn tirirng
after dat , we went back to our bunks and rest
den staff came and ask us to go report in the canteen for our lunch
we ater curry chicken with something else i cant rmb
den we did some practice on our test to become lance corporal
we learnt signs like if u point the middle finger is machine gun
and stuff like dat
i forgot wad we did after dat
i think we practiced foot drills until we were worn out
then we changed to our pt kit
we did physical training
it was quite easy lah
we ran one round the school
do 5 push up
den run another round 5 sit up
den run around sch
10 push up
den run another round sch
10 sit up
den run another round do dono wad butterfly kick
den finish
den we went back to our bunk
rested awhile
den went to play soccer
we played until dinner
dinner was like at 5
-.- and when i got there
i realised dat i didnt bring..
1 - towel
2 - sleeping bag
3 - toothpaste
4 - white socks
i was like OMG
so i boh bian
lend colgate from khairudy
den luckily dun nid wear white socks
wear green socks all the way
den boh bian
no sleeping bag
den sleep on table loh
den bathe dat time
nvr dry myself come out
juz wear shirt over
sian
was damn wet
dinner was oso curry chicken with something else
after dat we had to practice our campfire songs
den we sang and sang and ssang and sang
den we assembled there
they had planned this 'night walk' where all the staff seargents hid at the 4th and 3rd floor trying to scare us
we had to walk around the 4th and 3rd lvl
i dun noe how to explain but we juz had to walk by there
it was all dark
the lights all off
omg sia
not allowed to bring torch light
sian
boys have to go in groups of 2
the girls go in groups of 4
i was with glen
den before us were one group of girls
it was like stupid lah
the girls was in front of us and we can see them in front
i mean dat they were in front
den if got any staff seargents stationed there to scare us they will scare the girls first so we will noe dat he is trying to scare us
so the whole walk was not scary lah
i have one word for it
'retarded'
after dat we assembled at the science block
they staff and pcs were telling us ghost stories
then 8 person went to see sir and mam
they are
erm.. radiah, melissa, rafikah, azlyn, teck jin, royden
den went to see sir and mam
den suddenly they lost
den we tot it was the staff playing a prank on us
but den it was real
they didnt stage anything or whatever
after our night snack
we went back to our bunks still unconvinced dat the staff were playing a prank on us
den teck jin and royden was already there
den they told us that when they went to see sir and mam , they talking to them without looking at them
then suddenly mam and sir disappear
den they say it was pitch black ..
they cant see anything
den teck jin say he saw something white
which was the pe shirt of royden
then he run there
then they hugged each other and cried
-.- i think this part he was lying
den after dat they saw melissa handphone light
i was syafiqah who msg her
asked her where she was
den the girls were all crying
they all so scared
den melissa replied something like its all black here i cnt see
or smthing liddat
not sure
den we went to the outside of the girls bunk
the girls were all inside crying
glen called melissa to come out but she ignored him
den i called she oso ignored me
first time sia
but nvm lah
after dat
we went bck to bunk coz we not allowed near the girls bunk
den after the dat melissa and the girls went to bathe
when they came out, glen told me they were out
then we went to see them
melissa stopped crying alrdy
but den glen ask her wad happen then she started crying again
it cant be acting bah
coz before glen asked her she was still ok
den ask alrdy den suddenly cry until so cham
den glen was at lost for words
den melissa juz went back to her bunk
den we went to our bunks thinking and thinking
i still dunoe how the whole thing happened
den after dat albin gave us our night duty
me glen and rahman
from 11 - 1 oclock
so we walked around den dunoe why rahman so fast go back bunk slp
so left me and glen
den melissa could not sleep
so she joined us for night duty
den i warned glen not to ask abt it again
must think of her feelings
i told him
den he said okok fine
den we walked around
den we were talking den suddenly ms lim came up to us and started scolding
crap sia
coz got two boy one girl den wad ltr melissa accuse us wad sai
the ms lim say dat ltr she accuse me and glen of something den glen say
eh cher dun think dirty lah
den ms lim said
i not thinking dirty
is wad.... blah .. blah blah blah
so den melissa went back to her bunk..
me and glen left alone for another half hour to finish duty
was damn sian lah
stupid ms lim and the seniors
den we went back to bunk
sian lah
glen pangseh me go slp
actually dun wan slp one loh
den melissa go den he go slp
sian
den i was wandering arnd the room
until arnd 4 den i join two table and one chair together to make my bed
den i slept
i woke up at intervals coz khairudy and farhan were on duty
den dey came in to check on us
den the next day, woke up at 620
went to brush teeth
den changed to half uniform
went to eat breakfast
den we started practicing
wah
damn tiring seh
5 hour straight
sian
we march here march there
den we were tired like shit lah
then staff ahmad say wan the sec 2s to prepare for their seargents year
for them to command
den dey commanded
den we march here march there
haiizzz
damn sian lahs
den after dat BREAK
yippii!
den we went to drink water den we went bck at the assembly point
den we all lie down and rest
wah shiok man
den after dat we started praticing again
den we finally got hold of our rifles
den we started training for our test
we learnt baby crawl, leopard crawl and worm crawl
wah lame shit man
my uniform all muddy like siao
some more nvr bring extra plastic bag
sian
den we had lunch
was bee hoon 'phew not curry chicken again'
den after dat some last minute revision for our test
den the test started
me glen farhan and the twins
we started by the way the ns man at the air port walk
dunoe wad it is called
i forgot
den after dat must show mustaqim the ghost walk
how to do the ghost walk
must use ur feet touch the ground in front of u 5 times different direction
den after dat is to show the crawls
den after dat the twins got called by mustaqim
after dat me
he tested the signs and i got all correct
confident dat can pass
den went back to sit
they were talking abt girls
whether got standard anot
then suddenly sir come
then dey change topic to marching
damn funny lah
the seargents talk talk talk
den suddenly say ' when marching.. ur hand must be locked and blah blah blah'
den one corporal nvr see sir den he still talk abt the girls
den sir looked at him
den the corporal saying the marching use his eye den look out of the corner of his eye dat sir is there
den after dat sir walk away
den topic came bck
they talk abt ncc girls
abt nadiah, 1/1 they say she very chio den abt radiah, didnt here as they talk in malay
den melissa
den irfan say
wad u all think abt her
den rahman say cry baby lah!
den after dat the corporal who talk abt the marching thing 'his name is hakim but he make us call him kimiko'
hakim say 'yah lah juz like her ex'
den look at irfan
haha
den irfan say yah loh
lol sia
'sorry mummy didnt tell u this .. wanted to tell u last last night but u got briefing'
den suddenly teck jin say ncc boys oso got one cry baby den he point to wenlin
den after dat hakim say really ah?
den teck jin say yah lah
he nvr pass up form teacher scold oso cry
hand phone ring in class den teacher wan confiscate oso cry
den teacher scold him oso cry
den hakim shout ' EH SIR HERE GOT ONE PERSON NOT FITTED TO BE IN NCC BOYS!'
lucky sir nvr hear
den wenlin say eh shut up lah to teck jin
den his eys suddenly becoming redder and redder
den teck jin say to the seargents
i bet with u one dollar dat he cry
den he stand up den ran behind shazwan
den shazwan say sial lah
dun sabo me lah
den he oso stand up run away
den wenlin started crying
den he was crawling to teck jin
den the corporal say eh sial lah he come real one
den one of them say take away the rifle
den irfan took it away
den wenlin wanted to stand up den 5 corporal was restraining him from going to teck jin
den he cried and cried and cried
den sir come say 'wad happen?'
den after that the corporals explain to him
den teck jin say sorry to wenlin den they need to report to sir
den they explain then come bck
den after dat the rest finished up their test and we went bck to our bunks
we had to practice our campfire performance
but everybody was like dead tired
den dunoe who started what wei yang stop smiling at me lah
den i said eh wei yang u smile coz global warming lah coz u smile den ppl got ur disease den dey got weiyang cancer will keep smiling then reflect sunlight
den we keep tesing him until he got emo at one side
after dat we had to go to tower to practice the songs
den we came to the song father abraham
den shazwan suddenly say
father wei yang had smily children
smily children had father wei yang
den we keep laughing
den the song continue
some of them got aids, some of them got cancer , but none of them got HIV
lol sia
i keep laughing
den the song hokey pokey
den at the end got 'EH HOKEY POKEY!'
i change to ' EH FATHER WEIYANG!'
den everybody started laughing
den we went back to bunk
staff seargent hanan in charge of us
den we kept singing it in class when we were supposed to practice our camp fire performance
den we still haven came out with a performance
so hanan say eh why not u all use that song for ur campfire performance?
den there was a murmur of agreement
den we all settled for it
then we all started writing the lyrics
it was like this
father wei yang had smily children
smily children had father wei yang
some of them were tall and some of them were short
but none of them were smart 'raise ur right, left'
father wei yang has 7 children
7 children had father wei yang
some of them are ugly
and some of them are uglier
but none of them are cute 'raise ur right, left'
den after dat will be ' HEY FATHER WEIYANG! x3'
after we wrote the lyrics, we went to play soccer
after dat it started to rain
omg lah before campfire rain
sian
unlucky lah
den we went to rest
instead of praticing
den we went to have our dinner
CURRY CHICKEN AGAIN!
lols
den we had our campfire in the hall
the fire was replaced with candles
was lame lah
the whole thing was lame
stupid somemore
den after dat we had our performance
it was a total failure lah
the lyrics all mixed up
den we were supposed to make the crowd laugh but then the crowd was like staring at us
wad the hell are u all doing?
haizz
sian
i guess we are not in for acting
after dat mam say those who are going for shooting tmr go home
teck jin and rahman was reluctant to go home
but the rest wanted to go home badly
got 5 ppl
me, wei yang,teck jin, rahman and shazwan
den we went to pack up
den we went home
we planned to meet at 6 at white sand
it was tirirng lah
i set my alarm to wake me up at 5
when i woke up was damn tired
so i msged wei yang ask him to tell staff i got diarhoea
haha
den i skipped it
and i continued to slp
haizz
the camp was fun lah but damn tiring
i noe my this post very long so SORRY
lols
sian sia i post till here liao
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